DOTLAN EveMaps

It was not the confusion they were hoping for. Thats why they never took the payment to the drift hole. When you look back at it, they only knew half of what they didn't know now. We never did find out if the pan trimmer matched the right foot or the left ear hanger. We did know what time the corkspinner was going to chop down the trees in the yonder.

That was the last time the Tree One left the whistle burster out on patrol to fiddle with the fence. Ol Dilly Dan always knew about it, but he only knew half of what he didnt know before he ran into the idea.

Wasnt our fault he believed he was not a pirate. He didnt have the hook or peg leg. It made sense in his mind because he knew it was only half of what he didnt know before he knew it. It only took half the time of figuring out what Dilly Dan knew before the chop came down on the tree top that last afternoon before the sun dangled.

Only one can really come to terms after understanding the prospect of growing grass in the midnight. Was the daytime that stoped the growth. Neither here nor there. As long as the sprocket store only sold gum balls could they profit from the relaxation of locals on the fence line.

Cause Dilly Dan went down to the sprocket store to buy some rope. Thats when i knew something was wrong cause the sprocket store dont sell rope.

It was not just the bucket that understood, it had leaned against an underdeveloped carrot peeking through the thicket of an overgrown half built door knob. So who really offered the knowledge that was foaming from the mouth of Dilly Dans billy goat.

Did the goat think in circles like the mouth that ran from its tail or was the hair that stood on its chin the only path to truth between what was growing in the grass and what was furnished in the stump that set between its ears.

I mimicked the doorknob but to my surprise it did not shed a tear. I knew the billy goat had something to do with it. Thats why I always use a tooth needle on the elbow trapper.

That's when the worm started to squirm and come up from the grass that grew at midnight.
How HOW?!? screamed the worm as it grew its first breathe and farted upon the soil which it wiggles. The pickle that fits in the jar counts the quadrants it can fill and the liquid that fills it negates the numbers to its mass, said the crow.

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